fingerstaches

Why are fingerstaches popular?  (And I use “popular” with a grain of salt.)  I love this question from the fingerstache website:

Ladies -
I am going to get a permanent fingerstache tattoo for my 30th birthday – couple questions:
1. Does a fingerstache tattoo make me more or less desirable in the dating world.
2. Is there a certain stash that is sexier than others? – I’m thinking of getting the classic curly.
3. Is it better to get it on the left hand forefinger, or the right hand?

Thanks for the advice fingerstachers.

To answer his questions:

1. No one cares except for you.
2. No one cares except for you.
3. No one cares except for you.

Why am I even paying attention to fingerstaches?  I’m feeding into the beast.

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